I'm Ryan Salvetine, greatest guy who ever lived on Elysium. Former football player, graduate of Central High School, Chipotle fanatic, mutant, and proud daddy of a baby girl. Get at me.
Leaving dis shit up, because of the paras.
All y’all bitches crawl.
WAIT WAIT WAIT COMEBACK YOU DIRTY HO LET ME SAY GOODBYE
I WAS TRYING TO BE DRAMATIC, WAY TO RUIN IT, ELLY.
Leaving dis shit up, because of the paras.
All y’all bitches crawl.
Dachelle OTP.
I can’t even right now, it’s like we’re really saying good-bye. But we aren’t, because Forwood, Jaria, Steroline, and Faroline Halbert.
IT’S HALFER, NIGGAS~
Duh, Dachelle is where it’s at.
If we’re actually saying goodbye, I’d be in tears right now. And I’d run out of tissues, and you would have to give me some except… YOU DON’T HAVE ANY. SO.
OH LOOK.
Dachenne is forver my OT3, doe. Oh god, what if Rhi is stalking us and putting this in her scrapbook about our marriage.
If this was an actual good-bye, I would just be dying from everything, because fuck. OH GOD, THE FLOODGATES ARE ALMOST OPEN. OKAY, THAT’S NOT MY FAULT. JUST TAKE MY DAMN TOILET PAPER.
CREYS.
You’re my boo, doe.
I’ve never loved correctly until I learned to love you… And Tony… And Rose… And Claire… And Alex with Megan, LOLOLOL.
Always and forever.
I didn’t even believe in love until you, Rogan, Clarathan and Melex.
Dachelle OTP.
I can’t even right now, it’s like we’re really saying good-bye. But we aren’t, because Forwood, Jaria, Steroline, and Faroline Halbert.
IT’S HALFER, NIGGAS~
You’re a freak.
But I’ll always love you.
You’re my boo, doe.
I’ve never loved correctly until I learned to love you… And Tony… And Rose… And Claire… And Alex with Megan, LOLOLOL.
Alright, well, we’re sad to see you go! Have a good life, and feel free to keep in touch xx
jasper-devore replied to your post: OOC: Everyone please read, especially Meg and Alina.
I’m going to miss you! Good luck with everything, I wish you the best! xx
Peace out, bitches~
But I’m also saying it because I think it’s true.
Let’s just hope that everyone agrees with you.
They will. It’s your day and you’re going to be perfect.
