I'm Ryan Salvetine, greatest guy who ever lived on Elysium. Football player, average student at Central High School, Chipotle fanatic, and mutant. Get at me.

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penelopeburns:

ryan-salvetine:

I could lend you both, but I wouldn’t really benefit much from it.

Beside not having to put up with sober me. Oh well, I’ll just take some money from Claire when she gets home or something.

Like I said, I won’t benefit much; I didn’t say at all. And so begins your downward spiral, first it’s money for booze… What’s it going to be next? Pills? Weed? Crack?

penelopeburns:

ryan-salvetine:

Huge surprise. Hm, I think I liked you better when you were drunk.

Well. I’m sure everyone does. I prefer being drunk anyway. It might also have to do with the fact that I’ve run out of booze and funds.

I could lend you both, but I wouldn’t really benefit much from it.

penelopeburns:

ryan-salvetine:

You’re not wasted? Well… This is new.

Shocker, right? Well, I guess I thought I’d try to actually stay coherent tonight.

Huge surprise. Hm, I think I liked you better when you were drunk.

penelopeburns:

But, evening.

You’re not wasted? Well… This is new.

Jason Walker - This City Never Sleeps

celiamercer:

ryan-salvetine:

Another compliment from Celia Mercer, I guess it’s my lucky week.

I was hoping I could stay at your place?

I guess so!

Eh…I guess that could work.

Or maybe you just like me that much.

I could just go back to Nik’s house, if you want.

celiamercer:

ryan-salvetine:

One of me is all you really need to get the party started. Besides, you can’t find another me, I’m unique.

Pretty much everything.

Yeah, I guess you’re right - just don’t let it get to your head.

You find a place to crash for tonight? 

Another compliment from Celia Mercer, I guess it’s my lucky week.

I was hoping I could stay at your place?

celiamercer:

ryan-salvetine:

Let’s face it, the island needs me to survive.

Or you could just start greeting only me like that.

I think one of you is enough.

Oh, yeah? And what makes you so much more special than every other guy here?

One of me is all you really need to get the party started. Besides, you can’t find another me, I’m unique.

Pretty much everything.

celiamercer:

ryan-salvetine:

That’s because you know it’s true.

Oh, what a nice way to greet someone.

I guess you could liven stuff up here around.

Maybe I should start greeting people like this more. 

Let’s face it, the island needs me to survive.

Or you could just start greeting only me like that.